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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Oct 19, 2009 3:38pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Pox On JOTS!!!!

"Fluctuating levels of testosterone, which decreases when men get married and have children, can provide the biochemical microfoundation for this psychological mechanism."

Or, as someone or other (Charles Colson?) put it, "When you have them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow."

Women understand this sentiment all too well.

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Poster: skies Date: Oct 20, 2009 5:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Pox On JOTS!!!!

Interesting concept ,Scotty , but I thought the way to keep a man was to be a good cook ?

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Oct 20, 2009 10:44am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Pox On JOTS!!!!

that IS how Rob keeps his male harem - differs slightly from his prior theorem that "the way to a man's heart is through is rectum."


;)

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Poster: skies Date: Oct 20, 2009 11:22am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Pox On JOTS!!!!

If I didn't know how nice you can get ,DireWolf ,i wonder where you are at ,being so yukky ,at times !

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Oct 20, 2009 12:02pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Pox On JOTS!!!!

sorry 'bout that - sophmoric humor

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Oct 20, 2009 5:28am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Pox On JOTS!!!!

Bonjour, skies! I'm already a good cook, so you'll have to try something else!

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Poster: skies Date: Oct 20, 2009 8:11am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Pox On JOTS!!!!

Gee ,you are a good cook ,hé ? Hmm ,i happen to not be much of a cook ,myself ! But wait a minute , Scotty , a english/scottish cook ? No thanks ,you'll have to think of something better for me ,frenchie !

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Oct 20, 2009 10:24am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Pox On JOTS!!!!

Hey skies - I understand your suspicion of cooking from Grand Bretagne, but I'm not just a rosbif! I like trying new things, always use fresh ingredients and I'm really pretty cosmopolitan in my tastes.

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Poster: skies Date: Oct 20, 2009 11:19am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Pox On JOTS!!!!

Comme la panse de brebis farçie ? I hope your missis ejoye your cooking then !

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Poster: high flow Date: Oct 19, 2009 3:53pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Pox On JOTS!!!! and old-age system crash?

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,such as:

Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as:

NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Also Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate.

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support

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Poster: William Tell Date: Oct 19, 2009 5:36pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Pox On JOTS!!!! and old-age system crash?

Jeezzz, Flow!! Outstanding...hadn't seen it.

Thx.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: Oct 19, 2009 4:05pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Pox On JOTS!!!! and old-age system crash?

Absolutely wonderful and true!

Thank you, Mr Flow!

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Poster: skies Date: Oct 20, 2009 5:29am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: A Pox On JOTS!!!! and old-age system crash?

High Flow :your crash course on husband and boyfriend is magnifique ! Jolly story to read again ,mathinks !